Revenge of the Fake-Dad
Picture this:
The kids are at school and your Lover has been at work all day. You’ve spent the entire day chasing around a VERY (and that adjective doesn’t do him justice) active 20 month old as well as feed, change, hold and put to sleep (repeat this process about 3 or 4 times) 4 month old.
You haven’t had time to change your clothes, to fix your hair, to put on makeup, heck, you can’t even remember if you’ve brushed your teeth that day.
Finally, it’s 5:00 and with the 3 bigger kids you have home, the house is quickly becoming hit by human tornados. Not only did you NOT have …
