She’s A Trouble Maker
I’m not so proud to say that my daughter is a trouble maker and she’s just shy of a year old. How do I know? Well there are a couple signs.
1. She has an evil laugh. I’m talking like, if she could form the sounds it would be an erie MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
2. She purposely defies when she knows she shouldn’t be doing something. For example, she likes to play in our dogs food and water dishes. I tell her no and remove her from the situation. She immediately speed crawls back to them but purposefully stops half way, looks back, gives her evil laugh as if she’s saying “Try and stop me!” and then proceeds to the dishes. She thinks that she is hilarious.
3. She bites. I’m not talking a little nibble. She will grab any part of my body she can and just clamp down with her tiny daggers. She has chomped on my toes, my boob (not breastfeeding either), my thigh, my arm, and mostly my fingers.
4. She climbs on everything. We have end tables that she likes to slide around to position perfectly in front of whatever it is she has decided she wants to be on. Usually the couches.
So I fully admit it, my daughter is a trouble maker. I know that she is only 11 months old so I have full faith in her changing her ways. I can see that she will clearly be her father’s daughter though. He is always out for a good laugh and she is too. Whenever she is doing anything, good or bad, she makes sure someone is watching so she can have an audience.
Oh well. All I can do is stay on top of that mischievous munchkin and steer her in the right direction. It will help with her daddy home so I can have my partner back.
Anyone else have a little trouble maker in the house?
