Goldfish In My Bra
I swear, these things only happen to me!
I have made it a mission to keep my “unorganized mom” sign on my forehead camouflaged and my mess contained to just my purses, but I have undeniably failed my mission as of last week.
I was doing my daily routine of the mad dash around the house to pack up Sayle’s bag and food for the day. He loves Goldfish crackers, so as I packed up his snack, I handed Sayle a couple crackers. I finished packing, gave myself a once over in the mirror, grabbed Sayle, and headed out the door. Even though I was running late, I was in a great mood. The weather was sunny and warm, and I was wearing my favorite black dress and heels to work that day. I was going to have a great day!
I dropped Sayle off at day care, kissed him good bye and then headed to my appointments. I had three appointments that morning, plus I ran a few errands around town before going to the office. While I was in a check out line, I noticed that the clerk kept looking at my chest. Unimpressed by his lack of discretion, (really, it’s not like I’m Pamela Anderson) I chalked his ogling up to being a male with no social know how and carried on with my great day.
When I got to the office, I had some paperwork to complete. As I was bending down to pick a stack of records up, I felt something weird in my bra. Upon my investigation, I found that while I was carrying Sayle to the car, he had somehow stashed a Goldfish in my bra, and I had walked around with that little cracker tucked away for the past three hours!!
PS-The next time you think someone is ogling your chest, it may not be lack of social know how, you very well could have a goldfish in your bra!
HAHAHAHA!!! Brooke that is hilarious! I love it. Can you imagine what that clerk thought!? So funny!
I have visions of being at the check out and the little goldfish popping his head out of my bra and giving the shhhhh sign and then waving(however a goldfish would do that)!